Browse The Menu
No hidden agendas and fake news narratives here. First off, you can find out where we are coming from by browsing tongue in cheek descriptions of what goes into the tasty dishes on our Undercurrent menu ……. for free!
Coffee & Go!
For those in a hurry, Coffee House Membership below costs £6.75p/m and comes with a £2.90 sign up fee and a one day trial period, during which you are entitled to cancel your membership, which would mean your Coffee and Go! has cost you just the sign up fee of £2.90. Of course we’d like you to remain a regular member, but if a quick coffee is your preference, feel free to visit once and never again, or join, repeat and cancel as often as you like.
Coffee House Membership
Access the three latest Undercurrent posts on the About page, and receive alerts on mobile or email for new posts which you can read whenever you want, for just £6.75p/m with a one-off £2.90 sign up fee and one day trial period, so you sample and Coffee House long term, or sample and Coffee and Go! short term, once only, or as many times as you like.
Meals on Wheels
The Fine Dining Membership below costs £13.49p/m and comes with a £7.35 sign up fee and seven day trial period, during which you are entitled to cancel your membership, which would mean Meals on Wheels has cost you just the £7.35 sign up fee. Of course we’d like you to take become a regular member, but if a faster Meals on Wheels service is your preference, it still comes with all the Fine Dine special perks, so feel free to visit once only, or join, repeat and cancel as often as you like.
Fine Dine Membership
Access all content, all areas, anytime, for just £13.49 with a £7.35 sign up fee and seven day trial period, so you can sample Fine Dine long term, or sample Meals on Wheels short term, as often as you want, with all the following special perks:
1. Commission Cousteau
Moules frites a deux on the house with our very own aquaman Inspector Cousteau, when you can negotiate to discreetly buy or brazenly sponsor your own Undercurrent investigative post, starting at £750.
2. Crowd Publishing
Buy in advance, one of the first 95 signed, numbered and inscribed hardback copies of ‘When Hunter Becomes The Hunted’, starting at £200 for No. 2, down £2 at a time to publishing price of £13.99 for No 95, which pays for a 5000 First Edition print run, promoted by Undercurrent crowd publisher Pegasus Productions.
3. Save The Haggis Fund
Make a donation direct to our Save The Haggis Fund campaign, a fake news narrative climate change spoof that glorifies free speech in return for a Save The Haggis t-shirt, mug and beanie.
4. Leave a Tip!
That goes into the kitty for our pro bono Attorney’s meal tickets. No one can save you from a left leaning Magistrate on an empty stomach!
5. Momento Amore Merchandise
Don’t be afraid to show off your love of free speech! Buy an exclusive Undercurrent branded item from our store when you visit.