There’s a right time for everything, which makes it all the more unfortunate that most of us end up choosing the wrong time, so why not start with a letter, which at least allows for the considered articulation of what you want to convey? We have our regulars, a letter writing line up who like to let off literary steam.


The Straw Man In Public School Poker

Dear Donald, I know it’s been a while since I last wrote, and I hope that wasn’t remiss of me. But I thought as President you’d have quite a lot on your plate, and when that’s the case, more is always less. Besides, I’ve been busy at the tables, and in this game you leave…

The Double Duke In Turkish Poker

Dear Donald, I am so glad you have offered Barry retirement onto one of your golf course developments when his second term ends. I’d send him to your Scotland course. If only he’d have the common sense and dignity to take up your offer now, as you suggested. Unfortunately, I doubt he’ll take you up…