With climate change identified by all left wingers and anyone on their favourite gravy train as the single greatest threat to humanity bar none, the team of visionary Undercurrent pseudo scribes meet every year to propose a cause that meets the moment when it comes to climate change suffering, for our readers to enjoy and patronise.


Haggis Numbers Decimated

The 2020 Undercurrent AGM was a heated affair, after I presented a recent WWF funded census that showed numbers of the shy, elusive Highland Haggis had fallen by up to ten times over the last ten years, to 38, and that climate change was over 100% to blame. We voted unanimously to establish the Glasgow…