After years of therapy, replaced an endemic Robert the Bruce complex with an Adam Smith free market capitalism conquest that came with Trump International Aberdeen Golf Links Life Membership, and a candlelit Big Mac with The Donald himself.
The 2020 Undercurrent AGM was a heated affair, after I presented a recent WWF funded census that showed numbers of the shy, elusive Highland Haggis had fallen by up to ten times over the last ten years, to 38, and that climate change was over 100% to blame. We voted unanimously to establish the Glasgow … More Haggis Numbers Decimated
With polar ice caps presumed to be melting faster than the last time polar ice caps melted, Undercurrent was recently contacted by Eskimo X, who’d seen an appeal advertisement that appeared in Anchorage Gazette that moved him, which detailed the tragic loss of extant Haggis populations in the Highlands. On a scarcely believable Zoom call … More Grolar Bear Sightings
Everyone knows where the Stone of Scone is, you can take a Scottish tour to see it, but the whereabouts of the Stones Of Cameron are more of a mystery, you’d have thought they were safely tucked away in a Westminster scrotum, but I can reveal exclusively for the first time that they aren’t, that … More Stones of Cameron